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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ParlaGames

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The biggest minecraft server in Israel, if you want to play on an Israeli server with lots of games, this is the place for you. The server belongs to the Parliament community that specializes in the Israeli minecraft community and offers a variety of fun games that can be played endlessly. The server includes games like Aguirres, Plots (Creative), Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder, and Skyblock And many more soon. Join 20,000 unique players and play on the most successful server in Israel

This is the biggest Minecraft server in Israel, if you would like to play in an israeli server with tons of games this is the place for you. This server was made by an Israeli Community called Parlamentum. which provides a variaty of fun minigames that you can play non-stop. The games offers some games like EggWars, Plots (Creative) , Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder Mystery and SkyBlock And much more soon. Join together with a 20,000 unique playerbase and play you too in the most successful server in Israel.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4613	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineVille

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MineVille Network – 1.16

We are a leading Minecraft experience. MineVille is a community based network that values player feedback. We have the following gamemodes!

Skyblock Survival Prison Minigames Anarchy

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecart Rapid Transit

Creative, Economy, Roleplay

The MRT Server is a greylisted freebuild creative server and community for city-building and transportation enthusiasts, running since July 2012. Anyone can join as a guest and explore the server, but to gain building privileges please apply to become a member.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	985
Dragon Eggs Found:	7985	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineStruck

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

MineStruck Network – Factions, Skyblock, Cannon and more!

Spread the word, gather your friends, and embark on this new adventure with Minestruck!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dqCPU8czKR

Website: https://minestruck.io

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	923	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Skuad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey all! Thanks for checking out our MinecraftServers page! Skuad is a pretty casual survival Minecraft! We run a variety of plugins to make the survival experience a bit more enjoyable! We have an economy run mostly by players, rankups that give you perks (for in-game money), and claiming! Among other things! Come say hi to us either in-game or on our Discord!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

IniziCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Inizicraft is a server network that has grown and changed in six years of existence. Inizicraft allows players to join and play along with their group of friends or collaborate with others who are on the server. We aim to provide a variety of different playing options to give all visitors something to enjoy. Rather than pay for a server or realm to play with your friends, hop on Inizicraft and enjoy our survival or creative experience that provides a vanilla experience, with the addition of helpful plugins that players can use if they wish. Inizicraft also hosts the Minecraft Building Toronto Network, which is a project is recreating the City of Toronto on a 1:1 Scale.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

True Worlds

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Polished since 2011, True Worlds is like a Diamond. We welcome You with a warm-hearted community of all ages. NO VIPs, only playtime matters and as a Beginner you’ll have everything you really need. Five different gamemodes open for every player, most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Item-based currency and rewards transferable between gamemodes. Rewards from parkours, minigames and monthly achievements. Come and discover the rest yourself!

True Worlds is like a diamond, polished since 2011. We warmly welcome you to True with the whole community. We do NOT have Tips, because only playing time matters. Even as a Beginner, you have the right to everything you need. There are five game environments open to each player, the most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Currency is tangible gold and prizes can be moved between game environments. You can redeem prizes for parkours, mini-games and monthly achievements. Come and experience True in all its glory!

﹥ IP: trueworlds.net (JE Premium) ﹥ Website: https://trueworlds.net/ ﹥ Discord: https://discord.gg/SkKe8nM ﹥ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trueworldsofficial/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FNaF Sister Server

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Official Sister FNaF Server! We are new and improved and a better FNaF server than ever before! In our server we have replicas of the FNaF maps 1-4, Fredbear’s Family Diner, FNaF Sister Location, the Pizza Simulator, Ultimate Custom Night, and the many spin-offs such as FNaC and TJoC as roleplay maps! We have also an Undertale section to our server for all of those Undertale Fans! But not only do we just have detailed role play maps, we also feature WORKING Factions and PlotMe, and Survival Plots! We are adding more as time goes along, our most recent additions to our server includes Bendy and the Ink Machine roleplay maps and Survival Plots! We have a very hardworking staff team who are always available to help. We hope you enjoy our server! Join us at fnafsisterserver.net. Also, check out our website at www.fnafsisterserver.enjin.com! We are in no way affiliated with Scott Cawthon, the makers of Undertale, or Disney.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineSpazio

Factions, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

THE BEST SERVER IN LATIN AMERICA SPEAKS HISPANIC WITH SURVIVAL FACTIONS SKYBLOCK PRISON HG PUENTES BUILDBATLE DESTROY THE NEXUS SKYWAR SKYGRID ROLEPLAY SPAZIOCOD AND MORE!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SnickerzCraft

Factions, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Here at SnickerzCraft our main objective is to have fun, with a wide variety of plugins the server is one step away from being modded without mods! Custom furniture and maps make SnickerzCraft a unique and amazing server with an awesome community! There’s something for everyone here at SnickerzCraft including RPG and Survival. We offer a unique player market as well as an Admin shop, the donation store is affordable and we are currently working on an Elemental prison server which is going to rock your socks off!

So don’t hesitate, come along and meet our extensive range of custom mobs, bosses and blocks, some of which include: Custom Backpacks, Fruit and vegetables, Table of elements, Custom survival items and much much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Items Found:	6971	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Faceland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JumpCraft Parkour

Creative, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	3289	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotatoCraft

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LotsOGames Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.