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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	New Chunks Explored:	27155
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	793621	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	226

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	993
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3428	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!