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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7311 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 66 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.