"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchantments Applied:	192
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6023
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Secret Passages Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	3497	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.