"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7134	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	6768
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	376672	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.