"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	178	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8633	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	157	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	3174
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Items Found:	5215
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dimension Hops:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.