"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	154

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ores Mined:	7492
Magic Items Found:	1525	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ores Mined:	3344	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	350221
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	802299

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9178

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9011

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.