"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ores Mined:	4492
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4111	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	765	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	1255
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	428	Star Shards Collected:	74

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	131
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.