"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

anger, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, bros, brotherhood, confusion, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling deceived, feeling hurt, feeling lost, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, Minecraft, paul, pquotWhy, questioning motives, regret, Revenge, seeking answers, seeking closure, Seeking Justice, SMPquotp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2756
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7748
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	47
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	130	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	215
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7459

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crops Grown:	2020
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	237	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	188
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	232

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4008
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crops Grown:	9109	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.