"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	78
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2558
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crops Grown:	7779	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	162	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	8047	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1918
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	223
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1802	Animals Bred:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	701

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.