"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	157
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2971	Astral Projections Made:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Buildings Constructed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	7172	New Chunks Explored:	366614
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Towns Built:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4980
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.