"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	5223
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ores Mined:	4625
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	103	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1769	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8553
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1260	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Emeralds Found:	4860
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.