"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4493	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Emeralds Found:	5090
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4253
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ores Mined:	9889	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mines Excavated:	1023	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.