"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Farms Harvested:	628
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5348	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	4643
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Towns Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Towns Built:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magic Items Found:	6138	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.