"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	598	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	255	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6841	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!