"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6121

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	145397
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	4543

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Zombie Dances:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	570
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Farms Harvested:	326	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	6522	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	9502	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!