"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	5820	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	292	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	188	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4839	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	3974	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3339	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Void Gems Collected:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9536
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	6661
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.