"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2469	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	742

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Potions Brewed:	70
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Towns Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2124	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	3827

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	290
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	3977
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Void Gems Collected:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6378	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!