"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	6949	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Potions Brewed:	104

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2469

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	51	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Animals Bred:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Potions Brewed:	187	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1758
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Farms Harvested:	451	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.