Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	181
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

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SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	7

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	4458	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	8

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	772	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7166
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7335	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	59
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	524943
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Farms Harvested:	249	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Void Gems Collected:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com