Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

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HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Secret Passages Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

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BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	942
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

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Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

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FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Magic Items Found:	2450
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

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Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
New Chunks Explored:	279821	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

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MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

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Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4487	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

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ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

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HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1917	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

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Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

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Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	240	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

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CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	7944

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

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Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

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MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	937665	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8410	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

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