Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Votes:	1810

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

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The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

mc.the-bonfire.net

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2360	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

play.hyperprison.org

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

34.79.150.0

BERRY MC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

What berrymc have in game

Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

Berrymc.falix.gg

Laa villa network

Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

mc.laavilla.fun:25598

CrosslandX

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mines Excavated:	4362	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

play.crosslandx.co.uk

Project Z Sage

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5009	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Introduction: Hello, and welcome to Project Z Saga! Project Z Saga (PZS) is an immersive, Minecraft vanilla, MMORPG server currently in development, based on the world famous franchise, “Dragon Ball”, created by the legendary mangaka, Akira Toriyama. Unique in its own right, it provides a wide variety of quests following its own custom storyline, ranging from action filled, challenging PvE with distinctive combat mechanics, vast exploration, mental challenges, server-wide events and more to be discovered! By allowing you to create your own character and playstyle, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story! Choose your race, equip your strongest techniques, and grow in power to become the strongest fighter!

We post sneak-peeks every now and then in the Discord server, and provide crucial information there, so make sure to join to stay up to date with the server, We hope to see you soon in the world of PZS!Discord: https://discord.gg/PDgpnwRky5Website: Coming Soon!

play.theprojectzsaga.com

Qhueebie x Unversix

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9869
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix.

play.qhueebie.xyz

Historia SMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	4468	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

THE HISTORIA SMP- What is Historia SMP? Historia is a nations SMP with an aspect on World Building , Wars , Fantasy and as the name suggests, History. In the Historia SMP, You can be anyone! Be it a barbaric Orc, a tiny Dwarf or a swift Elf! But thats not all! You can also create your own Nation, connecting multiple towns into one big entity, working together to create history, thrive, and go to war! With TRULY endless lore possibilities to create and explore, anyone can start an empire in the Historia SMP!

play.historiasmp.xyz:25623

Blocklands

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to Blocklands! We have a 1:500 recreation of the Earth that you can play Survival on, as well as a new gamemode called Oneblock! Vehicles, custom resource pack, custom enchants, and more! Join now at “blocklands.org”

connect.blocklands.org

Skull Craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Ever wanted to play a lag free server with bedrock supported!!! Where you can join from 1.9 to 1.9.2? Yes this is the perfect server for you We offer lag free server with different modes and fun to play We also organize different events on discord Link- https://discord.gg/XmUbZjjfBu Don’t forget to join it Have a nice day!!

play.skullcraft.fun:19132

SMPEarth

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	70
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Star Shards Collected:	181	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

SMPEarth (SMPE) was originally a private, whitelisted Minecraft server, featuring a custom-generated 1:3000 scale map of the Earth. It commenced on November 2019 and exclusive to a group of selected popular Minecraft creators and streamers such as WilburSoot, Technoblade, TommyInnit, CaptainSparklez, Ph1LzA and many more. In this survival multiplayer server, the players were given the chance to create factions, forge alliances and declare enemies between one another.

Now, following the footsteps of the creators server which had ended in April 2020, SMPE is now publicly accessible on Java Edition where anyone can join. Boasting a community of 7000+ members at the moment and 3 main servers to choose from and experience (casual towny, seige towny and factions), SMPE’s primary goal is to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

play.smpearth.com

HazardousMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join today! IP: play.hazardousmc.com

play.hazardousmc.com

StarMc Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Love Letters Sent:	11	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

play.starmcop.fun