Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

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Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

hylex.gg

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

resgamingincminecraft.ddns.net:30153

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7572	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

novagildedaegis.cloudnord.net:21932

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1736	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

mc.threadsmine.ru

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	152
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

play.mcsecuranet.com

AngelicMC

KitPvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1646
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	210	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	9281	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

mc.angelicmc.com

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

externiummc.holy.gg:25819

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

play.blastfire.online

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7481	Magic Items Found:	6225
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	8620
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

mc.greedisle.xyz

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

play.terrarealms.net

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6047	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

game-servers.myhomenetworks.com:25577

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	9354
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

play.arisecity.net

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

mc.thasmor.net

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

experience.minecraft.best