Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	131
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Towns Built:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	429360	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1835

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	771	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Votes:	3543
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Magic Items Found:	8126	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Votes:	830
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	69	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Animals Bred:	160	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5284	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5031
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	82
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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