Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

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Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gods Slained:	0

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Farms Harvested:	361
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

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Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	169	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crops Grown:	9139

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Towns Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Star Shards Collected:	250
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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