Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	4671
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7061	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mines Excavated:	3224
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
New Chunks Explored:	673667	Votes:	1815
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

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Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	1327
Players Killed by Monsters:	2278	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	468074	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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