Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8510
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crops Grown:	6742	Mines Excavated:	3745
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3613
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Emeralds Found:	189	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	6201	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	443069	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	280052

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Potions Brewed:	133	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Buildings Constructed:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	9147
New Chunks Explored:	212633	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Void Armor Forged:	30	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	251
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co