Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

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RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	3974
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

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Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

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Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	120
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	9764	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1149	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	587430	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	114
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	194	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6088	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ores Mined:	1926	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Votes:	1959
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org