Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	194086	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchantments Applied:	201	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

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ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Villages Defended:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Star Shards Collected:	227	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	647
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	121

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Crops Grown:	7570
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1297	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	246
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

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Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com