Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

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Hooudinis SkyBlock

Creative, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Skyblock: Skyblock now has its very own custom maps you can choose these will not be like the classic skyblock map but it is new and improved. e.g: mobs will now stack and randomly spawn on your island if not lit with a torch so if your not very rich you can make your own mob farm

Extras: You can now buy minions so they can do the work for you like killing mobs mining and cutting down and planting trees. Your very own island now comes with extra food and equipment to boost your start. You can now join your friends with the coop island so you don’t have to be by yourself. I have added in some custom enchants so you can kill all the enemies and mobs at the PvP arena and in your base.

54.37.245.27:25604

⚡Cosmoplex⚡ [1.20.3] 🍒Plasmo Voice + Emotecraft🍒 Minecraft server

Cities, Jobs, Magic

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.

✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)

✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)

✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)

✅ ItemsAdder (Large number of tools and furniture – /ia)

⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.

⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)

✨ There is no imbalanced donation✨

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Direwolf20

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

This is a No Rules server This server is currently FTB Direwolf20 1.12 There are no rules. This server is a modpack changing server meaning after everyone had fun and is ready to change to a new modpack the server changes modpacks. Again there are no rules on this server

51.81.29.23:25652

Opmp hardcoreanarchy

Anarchy, Fun, Hardcore

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ores Mined:	9740	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

This is a Hardcore Anarchy server meaning if you die, you’re dead forever, join for free, the server is only up when at least 1 player is on so I will try to be on there as often as I can so the server is joinable.

It’s on v1.12.2

opmp.aternos.me:40991

PureSurvival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	617848	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3856	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hello! PureSurvival is just that, a purely survival server. There are a few basic commands but thats it! We hope everyone has a fun time and gets along!

play.puresurvival.xyz

WestEnd server Minecraft

Clans, Economy, Hardcore, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	125
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

About the server:

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✨ VKontakte group: vk.com/westend_vk

✨ IP – west-end.ru

✨ Version – 1.17-1.20.4

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✨ Welcome to the world of unlimited possibilities! ✨

On our server you will find yourself in the center of a magical world, where every step opens the door to new adventures. We have created a unique space where creativity and innovation meet at every corner.

Our NPCs will be your guides throughout the game. This will help you quickly get used to the server.

✨ Art: Discover a world where you can become an artist, creating unique works of art.

✨ Competitions and Achievements: Each of your achievements will be noted. Show everyone that you are capable of taking a place among the best.

✨ Economy and Trade: Create your own store or become part of a global trading network. Your financial independence starts here.

✨ Communication without Borders: Thanks to integration with Discord and the presence of Plasmovoice voice chat, you will always be in touch with your friends and community. We have Emotecraft support to interact with players.

✨ Protection and Security: Our protection systems will ensure the integrity of your buildings and possessions. Build, create and live without fear of unwanted guests, if you were able to earn money for private.

✨ Unique Interface: Our visualizations and interactive menus will make your gameplay intuitive and exciting. Immerse yourself in the game, exploring all its aspects with ease.

✨ Creativity and Decorations: With our huge database of heads and decorative elements, your imagination will have unlimited possibilities to realize your wildest ideas.

✨ Support for Current Versions: We monitor the latest updates so that you can enjoy the game without interruptions and restrictions. Always stay up to date with innovations with us.

Join us today and become part of our exciting community, where every day promises new discoveries and fun. Let your adventure begin now! ✨❤️

west-end.ru

Galaxiemc

Classic Prison, op prison, Prison

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Server IP: play.galaxiemc.net

play.galaxiemc.net

Mellowland

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8781
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Looking for a simple minecraft server to play on with your friends? Welcome to MELLOWLAND! We have: Skywars, Plots, Bedwars, And duels! More coming soon…

AykesMC.aternos.me

❤️ FunnyMC ❤️ – BOTTOM ESTONIAN TRASH JIMMY Minecraft server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.20+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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livaysmajesty.funnymc.net

Helvetis

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	7097

What is Hélvetis: This is a Minecraft server under Version [ 1.9 / 1.16 ] whose cracked accounts are accepted. *The server brings together different activities: – A skyblock: a unique economy, an ore generator other than simple cobblestone and a multitude of island improvements. – Several mini-games: includes a TNTRun, a Bedwars, different Parkours, and much more… – A creative world: Enough to show us your construction talents – A survival world: Go on an adventure and rediscover the pleasure of vanilla survival with others – PVP: Varied and dynamic arenas are available to you on the server.

play.helvetis.net

Prolythium skyblock

Balanced Economy, Fun, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Introducing Prolythium, a new gaming server for Minecraft and Rust. Our goal is to provide players with an outstanding gaming experience by building high-quality servers. Join us and discover new adventures in Minecraft, Rust and Garry’s Mod!

https://discord.gg/prolythium

Open 24/7

50.20.248.154

Cat Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	147	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

We are a fairly new semi-vanilla server, with some plugins to enhance the experience :D. We have cool things such as economy, cosmetics, and minigames!, including boat racing, mob arena, and parkour.

catrealms.meloncu.be

KOODIX server Minecraft

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

KoodIx – An enjoyable Minecraft server to play, where people can play

people with different tastes and preferences.

Rich selection of modes, game options and unique mechanics

They won’t let you get bored, and everyone will definitely like them.

Choose our server and get unforgettable emotions

from the game, KoodIx – Come in and play; Fun awaits!

mc.koodix.ru:26711

MapleYewPineMC

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Items Found:	6100
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

JOIN MapleYewPineMC a SkyBlock Server with lots of custom,daily rewards and more JOIN NOW! 😀

Features » » Slimefun » Dungeon ( Bosses | Custom Mobs | Custom Items) » Minions ( Miner | Farmer | Woodcutter) » Skyblock » Ranks » Economy » Bounty ( /Bounty ) » Custom Crafting Recipes » Custom Enchants ( From Villagers | Enchantment Table ) » Mcmmo » PVP » and more!

mapleyewpinemc.mc-srv.com:25596

Boxmagical

action, Adventure, battle, Box, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

BoxMagical is a fun and unique type of box server, with keep inventory on. Which features many amazingly designed sets of gear that you can unlock throughout the game as well as a huge map with different features and items for every place.

Become the richest and collect rare event items while having a great overall experience. Unlock special custom ranks by completing in-game challenges.

Join today!

Boxmagical.minehut.gg