Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

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Craft-22 – Private Whitelist

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Craft-22 is a private whitelisted server. We are looking for mature players for our next season starting on Friday November 11th. If interested, please fill out the google forms link provided in this post. Craft-22 is a Hermit Craft like server and community. Season 3 will start with a world border of 1000×1000 expanding weekly and eventually being removed. We look forward to you joining our community. A email will be sent to you stating the acceptance of your application.

craft-22.apexmc.co

Ebrefebre.ru Minecraft server

Antispam, Shop

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Minecraft server EbreFebre.ru is the most ordinary survival with some assumptions that we have added to make life a little easier for ourselves and you. The most ordinary server, a classic survivalist. Creative atmosphere and absence of griefers. Don’t forget to read the rules of conduct on the server and in discord! I’ll be glad if you join me. It is possible to play from your phone. Check out the website and discord, and also join the telegram group https://t.me/ebrefebre, sometimes there are fun discussions there!

play.ebrefebre.ru

The Alchematrix

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

The ALCHEMATRIX is a small, survival based server, in which you are able to create your own societies! It is not complete anarchy- there are a few server-wide rules- but mainly, it is up to the players to establish colonies, cities, and eventually countries. How you convince players to join your country is up to you. Do you provide protection? Riches? Is it pure chaos? Join now and figure things out.

Players may, after being on the server for awhile, apply for the Builder role! This provides temporary creative mode for non-moderators.There are plans to eventually make a separate world where everyone has creative mode, but this is a work in progress.

54.39.95.102:25598

Crackedbleachserver

Cracked

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

for more information go to discord link https://discord.gg/pm76uabxSD

idrinkbleach1.aternos.me:50878

The Phoenix Order

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

This server will hold the new generation of Towny servers, but will need a player-base to grow. Help us on The Phoenix Order to create the new best minecraft Towny server! We also tend to in the future if the server grows, Add reward for voting(in progress!), and add ranks that can be earned by giveaways and donations. We are also in the progress of making a spawn. Until we have staff on 24/7.

104.129.46.170

CraftYou Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

The owner of the “CraftYou” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

craftyoumc.ru

KhostBad

Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Administrator: thesilviu Scripter: Allo_the_Dino Manager: Roberto1ooo Operator: alintabacaru321 The server is currently SkyBlock only

KhostBad.aternos.me

Yoyocraft

Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	617
Animals Bred:	123	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

About us !YoyoCraft is a 1.19.3 brand new Minecraft server.It is a Survival server with a ton of plugins that add economy, ranks, crates, shop, auction house, and more to improve the survival experience.Also, you have a ton of opportunities to build automatic farms with the addons of mineable spawners and rare kinds like Iron Golem spawners.Come play with us!!Discord: https://discord.gg/PBkxSDFaYs

What Minecraft game version does YoyoCraft’s server support?YoyoCraft is a 1.19.3 version of Minecraft server. However, we are offering the players to use a Minecraft version between 1.8 and the most recent. But be careful when using an older version that 1.19.3, some blocks could not appear with good textures due to the older version.How to buy ranks of crates keys?For now, there is no website or store developed yet, so every bought will need to be done by PayPal or Interac transfers. For more information, you can take a look at our discord server: https://discord.gg/PBkxSDFaYsTake note that every bought on YoyoCraft is non-refundable in any way.

Thank you and hope to you all very soon!!!

yoyocraft.apexmc.co

EnderLands

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	184

Join the adventure in the Enderlands.

A world where we can have unique enchantments, incredible weapons, Dungeons with terrifying bosses and much more. Defending our precious SkyTale against the EnderKeepers.

Or train and become the best of the trainers coming from WindTale, through tournaments, gym leaders, raidbosses and much more…

Are you going to miss it?

mc.enderlands.es

NDAZ – ZOMBIE ANARCHY Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, Flan’s, Forestry, GTA, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, RailCraft, Stalker, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Void Gems Collected:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

An exciting server called NDAZIP: mc.ndaz.ru Version: 1.16.5Our website: ndaz.ru

– Unique zombies and mobs– Unique locations – Firearms– Large game world– Traders, quests, tasks– Mutants– Unique NPCs with their own history– Sales system for metal and other items– Purchasing shelters and buildingsIf you want to survive in a post-apocalyptic world with zombies and other mutants, then come to us, here you will find your way, traveler.

The NDAZ project represents survival in post-Soviet times with the events of a zombie apocalypse. You are left completely alone in this harsh world, where hordes of the dead and mutants gloat. Find weapons and equipment, get food and find survivors; united, you can become large traders throughout the mainland, or become bandits and kill people for profit. The game features firearms, various goods for sale and trade, auctions, a system for renting rooms in protected areas, various quests from NPCs with their own life stories! The outcome of the game depends only on you and your decisions!

Haven’t you started playing with us yet? Come in quickly and show who is the most durable of the tenacious players here! The project will please not only you, but also your friends, who will be able to join you in a gang!YOU DO NOT NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE LAUNCHER TO PLAY ON THE SERVER!

Hell On Earth Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Anarchy in it’s truest sense.Grief,Hack,Glitch,Mod,Kill,Destroy to your hearts content. Minimal rule enforcements are given to ensure a relatively playable experience. No rules beyond that. Have a blast! WELCOME TO HELL ON EARTH!

HellOnEarthAnarchy.aternos.me

Reborn-romania

Bed wars, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2184
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crops Grown:	5732
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Reborn.ro is a new minecraft community. We are working on a project and we urgently need staff. Join a future project.

play.reborn-romania.ro

MCGlobe

Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

MCGlobe is a network of Minecraft servers released in 2021. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Prison – Skyblock – Survival (Coming Soon!)

Join Today! – play.mcglobe.net

org.mcglobe.net

💎 LamaCraft 💎 Survival on the latest version of the Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Fly, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to the LamaCraft server.

Our server includes two modes.

⭐ Classic

Classic survival. Minimum plugins and unique mechanics.

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├ Version: 1.12 – 1.20.4

├ No wipes in the overworld

├ Large map 40,000×40,000 blocks

├ Endless hell and end

├ 3 privates for 1,000,000 blocks

├ Clans, drinks, pvp arena

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⭐ Survival

Survival with many unique mechanics.

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├ Version: 1.12 – 1.20.4

├ Wipes in all worlds

├ Map 20.000×20.000 blocks

├ Unique items and enchantments

├ Pets, shops, clans

├ Skills and work system

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✔️ IP: play.lamacraft.ru

play.lamacraft.ru

The Realm of Sync

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1305	New Chunks Explored:	185601
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Semi-Vanilla brand new server. No p2w and all brand new terrain on the sweet 1.16.4! I will try to add more non-invasive plugins in the near future, as well as have an un moderated experience with some exceptions. We will be doing our best to stay as up to date as possible so that you can explore the new updates with your friends as they come out!

135.148.5.62:25589