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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	2070
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Void Gems Collected:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	1965
Divine Spears Created:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9108
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1585

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Items Found:	4389
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dimension Hops:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crops Grown:	5928
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	2653
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Magic Items Found:	6204

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.