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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	New Chunks Explored:	622699
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	8514	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6116
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4533

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	161
Dragon Eggs Found:	5101	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2827	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Animals Bred:	133	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	8200	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Emeralds Found:	6062
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!