Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1454	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	597	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	279172

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Crops Grown:	3037
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	128	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com