Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	932	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7620	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9035

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	74
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	849603	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Towns Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net