Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6724	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	248	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4547	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Emeralds Found:	4133	Farms Harvested:	828

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	19

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Star Shards Collected:	81	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ores Mined:	1516	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5221	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5786	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
New Chunks Explored:	945843	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645