Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	507	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6441	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	606394
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5605	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Votes:	5658

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Towns Built:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Potions Brewed:	177	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com