Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	769

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	223

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2416
Dragon Eggs Found:	3514	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Votes:	7728
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	211	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	219
Crops Grown:	3340	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9814	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crops Grown:	5622
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

mc.stride.gg

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

ms.crystalmc.org