Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Orion Realms

Creative, Economysurvival, Network, Skyblock, Survival, Townysurvival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

monthly bosses

server spawn built by members

skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

play.orion-realms.com

HighOrder

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ores Mined:	6624	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

188.165.94.48

DupeLifeReborn

LifeSteal

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	116
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

this server is a Lifesteal and dupe server Dupelifereborn.minefort.com ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of all

DupelifeReborn.minefort.com

One Piece Playground [Modded]

Anime, Devilfruits, Haki, Modded, Onepiece, Onepieceserver, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Emeralds Found:	2502
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dimension Hops:	10

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft ServerIn order to play, you need modpack to join the gameJoin our discord for more info!Discord:

Click Here to Join Discord

Click Here for Modpack

Experience the thrill of One Piece in Minecraft! Our server blends intense PvP battles with exciting PvE challenges. Customize your combat style, unlock powerful moves. Explore iconic One Piece locations turned into battlegrounds with mini-bosses for valuable rewards. our server promises a unique fusion of One Piece adventure and Minecraft magic. Join us for a grand voyage like no other!

onepieceplayground.blockworlds.io

Valley Craft

Cmi, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Itemsadder, Lobby, Modelengine, Multiversecore, Music, Mythicmobs, Plugins, Ranks, Resourcepack, Sound, Survival, Updated, Vanilla, Vulcan, Website

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1831
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Valley Craft is not just a Minecraft server. Our server’s task is to give players feelings and memories. We are not going to make 10,000 seasons every month, our server will work as long as possible!Since it is very difficult to maintain online on such projects, since over time the regular game gets boring, we create incredible events and release big updates for our server.

What are our advantages?

MC ModelWe mainly buy models on the officialwebsite – McModel, the price for some products reaches $40We have unique mobs, weapons and armor on our server,made absolutely without the use of mods.We use them for our events, as well as for competitions,to give unique things to our players.

WE DO NOT AFFECT THE VANILLA GAME, EVERYTHING IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR EVENTS

PluginsWe have a large variety of paid plugins for you.For example, a plugin for changing the year, an expensive anti-cheat, itemsadder, CMI, HappyHud and much more!

Server resource pack

Since we don’t use mods on the server, we make contentonly with the help of plugins and resource packs! Weight of our resource packreaches 50MB, which is a lot, but it changes a lot of thingsin Game. Adds completely new sounds, you can listen to them inthis video presentation!It also adds new types of textures for elytra, totems andjust adds those same MC Models to the serverand much more!

CompetitionWe have already given away more than 6 Minecraft licenses! The total prize fund for one of our competitions was 5,000 rubles! Have you seen this anywhere on such small projects? So I don’t! You can easily recoup your progress simply by actively playing on the server. Competitions are held as regularly as other events.

Use promo code – PlanetMinecraft to buy a tunnel with a 50% discount!Pomo code is valid until 12/31/23

You can see the rest of the advantages of our project on our website – Valley Craft

Our links:Discord – https://discord.gg/qstXT2DPBGYouTube – www.youtube.com/@ValleyCraft_OfficialTelegram – t.me/valley_craft_officialSite – https://valleycraft-donat.ru/Server map – http://d1.gamely.pro:26144/ or valleycraft-donat.ru/map

play.valley-craft.online

LattyCraft

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Hello, you have found a server worth your time. With the unique and custom features, we have achieved high quality gameplay for each of the gamemodes running on our network. The server has ran for over 3 years and the community consists of many long time players and that has set the server atmosphere to be very friendly and helpful. You will feel welcome as soon as you join in.

Over the 3 years of running the server we have had alot of different gamemodes and approaches on running the server, now, after nearly half year of rebuilding and long days of work, we are ready to open as server network for the first time!

Currently there is 3 gamemodes you can join in and play. The server staff is constantly working on improving the server and adding new features. If you need help, be sure to bother the staff! 🙂

us.latty.info

Minestars

Prison

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	4016
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Minestars is a new upcoming server that still needs some work to do but is already online because the server is looking for staff. Come, join and help us develop the server faster and even better!

37.230.138.167:25593

SimpleCraft

Antigrief, best, Bestmcserver, Bestminecraftserver, Creative, Diamond, Diamondeconomy, Dungeon, Economy, Farming, Fun, Griefprevention, HARD, MCMMO, PvP, smp, Spigot, Survival, Togglepvp, Treefeller, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

SimpleCraft

SimpleCraft is a groundbreaking Minecraft server that offers a truly distinctive gaming experience. It with several features to make gameplay more enjoyable, SimpleCraft is your one stop shop for everything semi-vanilla and creative!

What we offer:

Coming Soon! Diamond Economy Server! Releasing on December 25, 2023 a whole new play style is coming to SimpleCraft!

play.simplecraft.ca

MooseValley

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

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MooseValley is a gaming community of thousands of PvPers, builders, and general gamers. We strive to provide the greatest gaming experience possible, running on top of the line server hardware. With over 1000 slots on 4 different servers we are able to handle any amount of players without lag. Our dedicated staff has over 2 years of experience under their belt, are online to answer your questions any time of the day. With the use of our custom mod ticketing system you’re able to ask questions and get responses in a short amount of time.

MooseValley Provides CUSTOM plugins to enhance PVP and provide a more balanced and quality game play.

– Pick from dozens of customized magical spells! Launch your enemies through the air, bring down lava rain around you, or see through stone to find riches!

MooseValley utilizes a the MCMMO plugin to give players the ability to skill up their defenses, swords attack, fists, and bow.

Play on our custom fully dedicated Battlegrounds server, with game modes such as Survival Games, plus coming soon, Battle Arenas, Spleef, Capture the Flag, and more!

Or, relax for a while on our non-PVP survival server and build a house with some friends!

So come join us, and have a great time!

play.moosevalley.net

Cronos Network

PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3530
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	1260	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

NEW!! Recently added: Skywars + Survival vanilla. Próximamente: Skyblock, Bedwars, ArenaPVP, Survival Custom. Competitive and personalized Skywars! What are you waiting for? Have fun! ⌛ C r o n o s N e t w o r k ⌛ Version: +1.8 ► 1.18

play.cronosmc.net

⚔️THE DOMINION ⚔️ | Custom Items ✔️ | Dungeons ✔️ | Bosses ✔️ | ALPHA RPG 🏰 |

Customitems, Dungeons, Guiltius, Paladindingo, RPG, smp, Survival, Uzal

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to The Dominion

Discord: https://discord.gg/YeKdZZv

Live Map: http://map.thedominion.us:8123/

IP: play.thedominion.us

The Dominion (circa 2013) is a unique Minecraft RPG experience, featuring a hybrid server type of an SMP world for building and classic Minecraft fun, as well as a separate custom built RPG world; complete with a fantasy aesthetic, a highly explorable map, and several unique and increasingly challenging dungeons (with 100% unique loot, of course). While the server is still in its Alpha state, and players are encouraged to help us debug and work out general gameplay shortcomings, the server is fully playable and new content is constantly being worked on and released. Do you have what it takes to be a Dungeoneer?

Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

play.thedominion.us

Terra Oceania (An Australia & New Zealand Modded MC community)

Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Hello!

Are you looking for a modded MC community in Australia and New Zealand! Look no further than TERRA OCEANIA, A brand new network of modded minecraft servers!

Come join our discord! discord.gg/mqwgBahvwH

p2.terra-oceania.net

MCBall | Paintball Server | #1 PvP Game

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	986191	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6279	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

About MCBall -http://mcball.net MCBall is a Minecraft Paintball Capture the Flag server withmany unique gameplay features In-game IP:play.mcball.net

What is MCBall? Why is it unique? MCBall, in its simplest description, is a completely custom Minecraft minigame that revolves around two teams, red and blue, trying to capture the other team’s flag and protect their own. The first to 3 captures wins the game, but it’s not that simple. Preventing you from capturing the enemy team’s flag is the entire enemy team armed with paintballs (snowballs) which kill on impact. When a person runs out of snowballs they must left click or press Q to reload. If a person dies he will respawn within 20 seconds at their team’s base. Also adding to gameplay mechanics arekits.

What are kits? Kits are a large part of MCBall gameplay and add much variation and strategy. Any player can use one kit at a time and can select it by either /kit or clicking on the slimeball in their hotbar. Kits vary in what they do but they all influence playstyle and gameplay.Every kit has different killstreak effects at 3, 5 and 7 kills.

play.mcball.net

ProLatin Network

Bedwars, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	190
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Do you like Roleplay and would you like to play it in Minecraft? You are in the right place. We have our only and famous Roleplay modality where you can do and work on what you have always wanted. What are you waiting for to come in and play with us?

Enter now and earn a free rank for voting for us!

proyectolatino.online

Arcane Legends

Faction, Faction Pvp, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Modded, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

In a world full of magic and danger, the only way to survive is to build your ownkingdom. The land is filled with hordes of enemies and powerful magic, making ita treacherous place for those who are not prepared. However, with determinationand skill, one can create a thriving kingdom that will stand the test of time.

ArcaneLegends.mcserver.ws