Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	243
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Items Found:	4693	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4836
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	998	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Emeralds Found:	9812
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Mines Excavated:	3067	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	New Chunks Explored:	690248

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Void Armor Forged:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.