Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	1823	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Potions Brewed:	120	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1135
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	556
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Mines Excavated:	3223	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!