Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Towns Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Animals Bred:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Towns Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ores Mined:	6517	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crops Grown:	4343	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.