Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3612	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	588	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2530

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5170	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Dragon Eggs Found:	7502
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crops Grown:	1564

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.