Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	9799	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7481	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2732	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2879	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	211	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	797	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.