Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	4742
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	5834	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchantments Applied:	83	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5776	Emeralds Found:	9860
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Farms Harvested:	152	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2154
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	6240

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.