Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5279	Crops Grown:	9221
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Items Found:	4498
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8669	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	8210
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	470
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	2499
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Crops Grown:	7600
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.