Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1358	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	7679	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Animals Bred:	122
Towns Built:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Astral Projections Made:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magic Items Found:	1635	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Star Shards Collected:	154	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Farms Harvested:	931
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	2643	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.