Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9123	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Emeralds Found:	7271	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	264
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9999
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchantments Applied:	164
Ores Mined:	2363	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Star Shards Collected:	115
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ores Mined:	2012
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!