Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	8263
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3679	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8712	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7146	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9240
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.