Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1618

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Potions Brewed:	93	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	201
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Emeralds Found:	4536	Farms Harvested:	533

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	184
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Villages Defended:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.